Thursday, 1 January 2015

The Cat in the Hat On Aging

I found this Seussian poem on the Internet but can't attribute it. Oh well, Happy 2015!

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Gold Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass

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